TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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