I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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