yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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