And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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