Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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