I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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