is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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