Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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