White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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