Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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