i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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