all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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