My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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