he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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