Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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