I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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