so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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