Got a toothbrush?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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