Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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