I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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