we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
