party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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