Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm both gender and math confused
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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