I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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