nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
