Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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