so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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