So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
