when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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