508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your tits are I can't wait for
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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