Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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