Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
