have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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