I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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