No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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