It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im holly from the hills drunk
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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