i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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