Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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