hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize
