she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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