i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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