i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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