that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
