what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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