just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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