we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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