Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
