and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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