I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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