He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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