this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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