I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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